“Grrrr. I’m the Governor General of Canada’s flag and I hold this leaf in my paw! My crown is heavy and it hurts my neck! My tail is an S shape! I stand in the blue abyss atop this red and white marshmallow rope! Every week, I get my claws manicured and painted REDDDDDDDDDDD!!”
- My impression of the Governer General of Canada’s flag
